Dawn's Life.com: Archive

Things I learned from Paris Hilton this week

Nobody eats creamed corn anymore Rappers make good judges of character Dominatrix-wear goes with everything Throw shoes and paint at people you don’t like.

Jul 1st

Joe Jackson - Got the Time: Original version Has... →

Jun 30th

Is that a chicken?

I can be doing anything anywhere with anybody and I’ll hear those words I dread. Not because I don’t love my chicken. Because I really do love him. But because this means I’ll have to explain how a bad pun (that wasn’t even all that funny to begin with) ended up on my body permanently, without looking like a complete dork. Well I’m not sorry for it and I never...

Jun 30th

breaking news! MJ not the biological father of his... →

Jun 30th

coke machine is exact change only and all i have... →

Jun 30th

Anthrax - Got The Time in honor of both Joe... →

Jun 30th

washing the bleach smell out of the rug cause my... →

Jun 30th

Cats get high on Bleach →

Apparently color-safe bleach too. I squirted some Whink wash away on the rug trying to eradicate a stain. Now Lucy spends all her time rolling around on it like a stoned freak. Has no effect on Oreo. Interesting phenomenon.

Jun 30th

SYTYCD working on all-Michael Jackson tribute with... →

Jun 29th

“When I am not interested in anyone, I feel stable and smart. I feel like I’ve...”

– Colin Weaver (and everyone else in the known universe)

Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

at work. at a desk. stretching out whats left to... →

Jun 29th

double post

I hate it when i accidentally double post and then some people like one and other people like the other before i can delete one.

Jun 29th

“They say celebs die in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra...”

– CherylHarrison

Jun 29th

i'm not looking forward to all the Michael...

natface: (via whiskeyandgoatsmilk) you’ve pinpointed the true tragedy here. God, I still remember that one Halloween party where five (FIVE) people were Steve Irwin with clever stingray attached.

Jun 29th

Took a post-party afternoon nap which lasted about... →

Jun 29th

I wonder if people

bebelestrange: who put all their blood sweat and tears into their self-important blogs where they diligently make themselves the expert at whatever they’re writing about get paid for it. My guess is no. Therefore, I don’t blog in the formal sense.

Jun 28th

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I wonder if oxy clean sales will spike now like MJ... →

Jun 28th

Drove home from Rob's house and another celebrity... →

Jun 28th

Things you can buy

on the way to Rob’s house: raspberries labradoodles tires maple syrup flowers boxers insurance

Jun 28th