He asked.
My boyfriend who's not my boyfriend: what's that on your phone? Twitter?
Dawn: yeah. real time status updates!
MBWNMB: waste of time. who cares what you ate for lunch?
Dawn: its totally true. but I blog my lunch anyway.
MBWNMB: Do you blog me?
Dawn: yes.
MBWNMB: What do you say?
Dawn: That you're a jerk
