A new and better insult
Just as sports teams were forced into dropping negative ethnic stereotypes as names, we have to change our insults so as not to offend anyone.
Nevermind that insults are intended to offend…. there are ways to do it by only offending the person you call the name, and not any people who may resemble what you’re calling them.
Best to stick to objects. Real douchebags aren’t mad when you call your neighbor one.
I propose other such items such as: toilet seat, kitchen sponge, cheese grater, potato peeler, eyelash curler, and pumice stone.
