My boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend who’s a big jerk was just getting to this place where I started to believe he might actually be a decent fellow afterall when I get txtd today by some angry person using his phone claiming to be his girlfriend. :-/

Me, being me, and since he was not actually my boyfriend at any part in this story…. reply to this person with “Sorry, didn’t know… backing off, im out, nothing to worry about from me, tell him i said bye. I only like single guys. see ya”

She said some colorful and not-very-nice things back to me. I just kept on reiterating that now that I know he’s got a girlfriend I’ll just move right along on my merry way. Nothing to see here. Sorry to have bothered you. Bye.

I enjoyed his company while I had it. Truth is he did make me look at myself in a different way and I think that was a positive experience. Which is why I stuck around at all. Cause I knew he was a jerk all along. Everyone on the internet knew I knew he was a jerk all along ;)

Girls are attracted to men who are jerks. It’s a universal truth. I think we all think jerkyness is hot maybe… but today I’m pretty sure the real reason girls dig jerks is because when its time for it to be over… you can’t feel that bad about it. Cause let’s face it… You knew he was a jerk from the beginning.