Because I am sarcastic by nature
it was really hard for me not to say hilarious things just to fuck with this girlfriend person txting me rude and accusatory statements. I know better than to make it any more melodramatic for this poor girl who’s obviously hurt. But boy the more things she accused me of, the harder it was not to just say.. oh yeah? well…. and make up a bunch of scandalous stuff that would make her flip out.
Lucky for him, I’m not like that.
Well I am like that.
Lucky for him I held myself back.
If she had any sense, she wouldn’t waste her time telling me off. I’m not her problem.
Me? I’m already outta there.
No clue if he knows or not.
Doesn’t really matter.
