shoesonwrong:

Me: I am always invited last. I was the last invited to Ashley Green’s seventh birthday party, and now I’m going to be the last invited to Google Wave.

Ryan: Why don’t you see if anyone on your Grumblr or your Twizzly has any invites?

Me: Those aren’t things.

Ryan: I can’t keep up with you kids and your technology.

Me: Don’t you program for a living?

Ryan: Sorry, what? You’ll have to speak into my good ear.