(go back and read that again only this time do it with the hand, the neck action and the attitude)

Got a sentence fragment of a message from a dude on facebook who I met me once in a bar, took my number, asked me out and then blew me off before so much as even meeting me a second time.

After a week or so I’m like why am I looking at his status updates? so I un-friended him.

It’s been months since then and I guess he just noticed cause he sent me a sentence fragment that may or may not have indicated that he took offense. maybe. I’m really not sure.

I’m like DUDE… this is facebook. if you want to collect friends you don’t actually know at all or talk to ever you should stay on myspace.