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So I’m thinking to myself as I’m glittering T-shirts

that 40 yr old women don’t glitter T-shirts and there’s really something very wrong with me.

Then I decided that 40 yr old women do glitter T-shirts, just they do it with their kids usually probably.

Then I decided it’s not fair that I should not be allowed to have glittery T-shirts unless I buy them already glittery just because I have no kids.

Then I decided that I’d rather have glittery T-shirts than be age appropriate.

I once read in Oprah’s magazine that I’m meant to be wearing fashionable skirt suits at my age. Then I decided that Oprah obviously doesn’t hang out in the same places I do.

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